Dan Bull - Counter Strike Porch lyrics

Smash through the gates of the nuclear plant Not just some dudes in a van, we're goin' through with a plan Maximum impact's the thing that we're after We're gonna bring back the Big Bang Disaster These guys are contriving a crime of the violentest type We'll find them inside, we must deny them this crisis in time Christ, there are five, so be quiet and hide Because silence is vital when tryin' to surprise You want to die or survive in the prime of your life? 'Cause this moment your time to decide Get ready to open fire and fight But not till you spy the whites of their eyes Nice Got him right in the side with a sawed-off Cripes He well nigh blew my balls off There's a sniper up high and we might be too late I'll provide cover fire You tryin' to escape Yo, lock and then load You're about to die Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike I said, lock and then load You're about to die Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike Boom! Headshot Fock your mom Aagh, you dropped the bomb! Mate what, come on? Make your move Wait too long Too late, you lose Not so fast, man Watch when I throw this Holy crap! It's a flashbang! Oh sh**! I'll be laughin' when you all die Your number's up, M249 Agh! He's got the aforementioned gun! Take cover, aim another grenade What the-? I set us up the bomb Several seconds and it's gone We'd better bloody run They're wrecking it, come on Fancy a co*ktail? I can make a molotov Agh! This is gonna burn the hair on my bollock off! Yo, lock and then load You're about to die Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike I said, lock and then load You're about to die Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike