Dan Bull - Trials lyrics

[Intro:] When I was a young boy, I wanted to be a film star I wanted to star in my own action film called "Motorbike Man 12" I don't know why specifically twelve, it just sounded cool! But anyway, needless to say "Motorbike Man 12" never actually materialized But instead, I have this [Verse 1:] Check out my motorbike, I hope you like it I'm a mix of a fighter pilot and a cyclist Never mind physics, because I find it a little inapplicable Right when I fly, limits never apply And it's evident I'm not going to be the first daredevil to die My hell is a temperate climate, So I'm revving on the engine Just to get the frickin' temperature rising, never mind driving I get my high riding, spinning my tires as I'm descending and climbin' Livin' the high life, I'm literally high, pour me a Mai Tai With a little lemon and lime in All I need to eat is three square meals And all I need to move is two round wheels And when I nail a perfect landing I can't find the words To describe 'dem feels', I lack an equal, a mix of man and eagle Savagely ravaging people, Leave them wobbling like a weebel I take a track and leave a battle scene Gravity, hasn't been, something that particularly ha**led me People are chatting "See, well I imagine he's been to NASA's astronaut academy" "Hasn't he?", You're lagging, keep up! All but forgotten Stand like a man or you'll be falling on your bottom! Rag doll rolling on the floor, you're performance is really rather poor If you're struggling to keep up anymore I'd really like for you to tell me what the hell you're here for! I wield more balls than tournaments in snooker A super duper loop-the-looper The manner in which I'm shooting through the hoops Is moving you into a stupor! Face full of smoke like the user of a hookah I'll leave you newbies trying to reach the new bit Finding each solution and can finally be moving From motorcycle riding to writing decent music My old style's miles higher It's Trials Evolution! [Outro:] "Motorbike Man 12".. in very very very selective cinemas too. When I say selective It doesn't even exist. I still want to do the film "Motorbike Man 12". Please Hahaha