Dan Bull - The Gospel According to Kanye West lyrics

[VERSE 1] Hello sir, good morning Please answer the door We've been knocking for an hour And we'd really like your attention for a second We've a message for you Bless you Yes, you need to hear the good news Of our Saviour, our blessed destiny manifest Let me tell you about our Lord and Saviour, Kanye West [Chorus] Kanye loves you And you should love Kanye More importantly Kanye loves Kanye Kanye is the brightest The best and the boldest And we know this Because Kanye Told us [VERSE 2] He wakes in the morning with his flawless skin In an enormous four poster bed and he grins Jawline to die for plus he's married to Kim In a gorgeous Fur coat that he's already in And you can forget cologne Kanye farts pure pheromones A full length mirror by the bog Watch the Throne See he makes the best cup of tea He only uses half a sugar but it tastes like three He steps out of his mansion if the skies are grey Claps his hands and the fans come and brighten his day He waves to the waiting paparazzi Pa**es a tray of lemonade And a plate of panda pasties It's not nasty That he should make a tasty snack, see They're mating in his garden And he's bringing back the species Then he sees and fistbumps the postman Praise Yeezus! More fanmail to open [Chorus] [VERSE 3] When I say he's from the street I mean he's on the street Greeting everyone he meets And it's beyond belief Knocked up my wife with a high five The highlight of my life Sired a child on my behalf My, what a nice guy I know right But with genetics this miraculous Why would he even need to remix his ejaculate? When as**ual eugenics is exceedingly spectacular Erection? Fabulous! Conception? Miraculous! He sleeps with Kim for fun, but he really doesnt need to When Kanye reproduces he splits like an amoeba He's the key to prevent humanity's destruction He can build IKEA flatpacks without the instructions He transcends the proletariat's cla** struggle He can travel through time And he can juggle [Chorus] [VERSE 4] He visited the third world, made dirty water sanitized Met an orphan girl and Autotuned her daddy back to life Brought peace to the Middle East And ceased global conflict Manipulates the world so it's just the way he wants it Reiterates for all that he can silence the racists Who are you to say he's not the first black spaceship? Leaps into the sky seeding life on other planets The universe can't even exist without him, can it? What's triggered this? He's shrieking his lungs out He's talking gibberish and speaking in tongues Wow [Chorus]