Dan Bull - Skeleton Rap lyrics

Well Hello again friend I'm a skeleton Returning from the dead Determined to be relevant again So I'm following trends From the Nether to the End And I've Got a bone to pick with you, little human Bone to pick with you, little human being I've seen Where you've been and I don't like it I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human Bow to shoot at you, little human being I know where you sleep So don't make a peep Close your eyes, don't peek Sweet dreams! I've had my skull crunched thirteen times Soil where my brain is, a dirty mind Full of naughty nursery rhymes Poor me Pour me a drink, 'cause I'm thirsty Dry as a bone 'Cause my throat's exposed to the elements I'm the result of an awful experiment I'm a living skeleton Devoid of any melanin or keratin This specimen's a miracle of medicine!- Who will crush your skeleton to gelatin So that you're resembling a jelly trembling When you hear my bones rattle, feel the adrenaline Levels in your medulla rising like the theremin! I've got a bone to pick with you, little human Bone to pick with you, little human being I've seen Where you've been and I don't like it I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human Bow to shoot at you, little human being I know where you sleep So don't make a peep Close your eyes, don't peek Sweet dreams! Hello, jack-o'-lantern, how the have you been? I haven't seen you since Halloween, and that was pretty harrowing I'm nothing but bone and marrow I'm rocking a bow and arrow Like some kind of low-fat Rambo Don't wear clothes, I go commando Don't wear pants, I'm bu*t naked But my bu*t is just grey 'Cause ain't no junk in this trunk No wonder my bu*t's aching I can't sit down, I can't do any sunbathing It's frustrating, I just wish the game was updated All I want's some muscles and a suntan, honey But until I get them, killing you's a fun plan, sonny So better start running when you hear my bones rattling A rat-tat-tatting on your door before I bash it in I've got a bone to pick with you, little human Bone to pick with you, little human being I've seen Where you've been and I don't like it I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human Bow to shoot at you, little human being I know where you sleep So don't make a peep Close your eyes, don't peek Sweet dreams! Better stay in 'til the next day I'm a walking X-ray More malnourished than children Drinking milk products from Nestle I'm burning up in the sunbeams I should have put on my sun cream But I don't have any skin to rub into Or fingers to rub with, it's something That I've had to adapt to By standing in the lakes Or hiding under my rusty iron helmet 'til it breaks It's a handicap I'm angry at And now I'm in a bad mood So I'm redirecting my frustration Aim it at you Hello again friend (Hello!) I'm a skeleton Returning from the dead Determined to be relevant again So I'm following trends From the Nether to the End And I've Got a bone to pick with you, little human Bone to pick with you, little human being I've seen Where you've been and I don't like it I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human Bow to shoot at you, little human being I know where you sleep So don't make a peep Close your eyes, don't peek Sweet dreams! Ooooo-ooooooo... That's a ghost sound, isn't it? Not a skeleton...