Dan Bull - Red Dead Resentment lyrics

[Verse 1] I had dreams of starring in spaghetti westerns I'd be Clint Eastwood But he's tough, and better dressed But luckily for me There is a way to live my fantasy The Red Dead franchise Will let me be that man for cheap My own family won't even know me I'm Dan Houser meets Sergio Leone I saw the trailer for the game And thought my brain would fall away It made my morning great Tore away the ball and chain I say i'm Dan Houser meets Sergio Leone Now hang about a moment While I saddle up my pony I'm ready to roam Into the desert alone Stepping into the unknown Heading in westward ho Ahead of the heather the zephyr has blown I'm there for the treasure, the throne Whenever I get it I'm setting off home To my homestead Where i'd better declare my intention to own Red Dead Redemption But wait What did we forget to mention? A simultaneous release on Steam? No intention But why do you feel the need To tease the PC players? To keep us waiting is the cheapest sales technique The same as GTA is So yet again the Steam train's been delayed Come on, Rockstar That's a cheeky way to treat a mate Yeah, make us pay upon the day you brought it out once Then port to PC after about Ooh Twelve months Back in the 90's you guys were PC pioneers The kind i'd like to buy a beer Here's my shoulder, cry a tear Now you provide a new title every five years On proprietary gear Just let me buy it here See, i'm Dan Houser meets Sergio Leone If Sergio Leone was only owned by Sony [Outro] Fkin' blow me I'm sorry I said that