Dan Bull - Nether Zombie Pigman Minecraft Rap lyrics

Pigman My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman Let me show you around the Nether Pigman My name's Dan, and I'm a pigman hanging with my pigman gang And we'll be found underground, deep down in the Nether Nether region covered by a brown bit of leather With a wibble and a wobble, through the purple portal You're living in a world that'll hurt all mortals Stay alert or you'll hurtle and fall in a gorge And the gore that results will be awful Caution! You better be warned to be cautious Never snort Nether wart in the Nether fortress Hope you thought to have brought enough torches This isn't the sort of resort to be thoughtless Enduring it will take up all your resources You could end up on the floor feeling nauseous Did you fall for us, of course, this is courtship? No? Soz your Lordship I thought we could all kiss Fed up and we're bored of you calling us porkers We're the pigmen and we're all frigging gorgeous Pigman My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman Let me show you around the Nether Pigman My name's Dan, and I'm a pigman hanging with my pigman gang Where the pigmen live in a den with other Pigmen I consider my friends, you'll find the Pigmen In the obsidian dimension where the pigmen live in a Big pig pen The other pigmen claim I'm a clever clogs So let me tell you all about the other nether mobs In the Nether I wonder whether you've ever seen a Wither with a skeleton, with a wither skeleton Have you ever been aghast at a ghast as it blasts Burning gas at your ass that could shatter a glass So attack! And when the thing disappears It can actually bring you to tears like a sad book Or some tragic news, or perhaps a man hug From a magma cube, I assume that isn't gonna happen again Like a baby pig sat on the back of a hen Be warned of the lust for chasing the blaze rod Or you'll end up more lost than a stray dog In trouble, lava bubbles like a hot tub of radox You're just another name jotted in the case log Longer than the list of the mobs in this place There's plenty more brought friends to play with Have you fought 20 blazes, avoided enderman gazes? Attempt to make sense of the empty page Though the map won't show how immense this cave is Like Big Ben, it's surrounded by pig men Oooh! Political, can you tell what I did then? Pigman My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman Let me show you around the Nether Pigman My name's Dan, and I'm a pigman hanging with my pigman gang Where the pigmen live in a den with other Pigmen I consider my friends, you'll find the Pigmen In the obsidian dimension where the pigmen live in a Big pig pen Pig pig men, pig pig men Pig pig men, piggy pig pig men Pig pig men, pig pig men Piggedy piggedy piggedy piggedy pig pig men (I can't do it, I can't do it)