Dan Bull - Kicky Kicky Flow lyrics
[Intro: Dan Bull] Hey! Turn off whatever tune is on, and listen to this new song! Its BlueXephos, The Yogscast, The Goon Squad Whatever name you want to call us, Fine let's move on And clarify a few things to avoid confusion [Verse 1: Dan Bull] No need for Paypal, Vouchers or a coupon You can see us free of charge, Like a neutron We won't blow the roof off, But we'll put a roof on Both obsessed with little cubes and I'm not talking croutons So get your shoes shone, to a sheen Put your feet upon the futon and us upon the screen! [Hook] I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, Digging a hole I'm DanBull and I'm kicking a flow Kicky kicky flow, Kicking a flow! [Verse 2: Dan Bull] I'll introduce the duo, to the newest Youtube viewers Xephos is lewis and Simon's who Honeydew is You'll lose all kinds of funny fluids, Flatulation Blood, Sweat, Tears, Humours and the tangy taste Of the runny gooey liquid, oozing from a Jaffa cake! We've got new tips, Music and Animations So I wanna see your, Hips, Thighs and your fanny shaking Rihanna's nothing in comparison to Granny Bacon! [Hook] I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, Digging a hole I'm Dan Bull and I'm kicking a flow Kicky kicky flow, Kicking a flow! [Verse 3: Dan Bull] Oh God! You're logged onto the YogPod With more devout followers, than the God squad There's seldom, if ever, been such a realm or dimension Bringing that much traffic, That you can hear the sound of the engines [Verse 4: Dan Bull] Oh, and by the way, as well, did I mention? The fact that we've got more links, than a Zelda convention? You can tell there's a tension, But it probably isn't s**ual So any innuendo there's ineffectual But mention Jaffa cakes, and Simon practically masticates He's dream meal's a stack of them, upon a ma**ive plate! I've even seen him eat a Jaffa cake flavoured pasta bake And after ate even more, instead of after eights! I wonder where exactly does he keeps them all stashed away The number crunching is too ma**ive to extrapolate! [Hook] I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, Digging a hole I'm Dan Bull and I'm kicking a flow Kicky kicky flow, Kicking a flow! [Verse 5: Dan Bull] Dan Bull, Rapping on behalf of the Yogscast Swinging harder than my diamond axe, when I'm chopping logs fast I'm unsurpa**ed, When it comes to rap with Bombast So turn up the volume knob and increase the contrast! At long last, Here's a rapper thats a gaming geek Entertaining people, With amazing speed The pick of the bunch, The bigger the swing, The bigger the punch I pick up a thing up off the floor and start mining ore (Cha, Cha, Cha, Cha, Ching) Double-time rap with a bit of Minecraft Hope Mojang didn't mind that! Take a hit of my track, to the ear can*l You'll be like "Bleeding 'ell" One, Two, Can you hear me now? Oi, Honeydew, Does it ring a bell? It's been years since your ears have felt like this You're isabel to my Israphel Many men'll wanna make a rap track better than me But they never will, Because evidently, They lack the sk**! (AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!) [Hook] I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, Digging a hole I'm DanBull and I'm kicking a flow Kicky kicky flow, Kicking a flow!