Dan Bull - Dear Miley lyrics

[Verse 1] Dear Miley My name's Daniel (Hi) I've never really been a big fan of yours I'm a musician too, amateur But anyway, let me tell you what I am here for You want to take a hammer to Hannah Montana And vanish her That is a plan I would have as your manager But the manner that you're handling It's going to damage you Never underestimate the power of the camera Miley, you've got nothing to prove But you're behaving in a way That says you've nothing to lose I said, Miley, you've got nothing to prove But you're behaving in a way That says you've nothing to lose [Hook] Miley, you've got nothing to prove But you're behaving in a way That says you've nothing to lose (2x) [Verse 2] Yeah, I know girls just want to have fun But Cyndi Lauper never flaunted her bum much See, you're in a funny position Every time you speak, young girls listen They want to be like you, different So they copy your moves and lose innocence I tried t**ng, it wasn't working My balls kept slapping my thighs and it was hurting There are blurred lines between empowerment And the first time people seeing Down the front of your dress Not to mention the rest Sometimes being censored is best This is just a guess, but I'm sensing there's stress You're either a diva or sensitive mess Miley, you've got nothing to prove But you're behaving in a way That says you've nothing to lose [Hook] [Verse 3] My God, have you heard what she's done? (What now?) I don't know, but I bet her tongue popped out One day when the cheeks of your bum drop down You'll have nothing left but your lungs and a hot sound Right now you've got pop locked down But come middle age, you'll be washed out I don't want to hear you've lost out for some quick dollars The way the industry's treating people, it's bollocks I see the wrecking ball as a metaphor For what could happen to you during the menopause When applause dies out there is then a pause And then you wonder what you acted like a lemon for [Bridge] Sinéad O'Connor She ain't your momma But she doesn't deserve to have the piss taken of her, no (2x) [Verse 4] See me, I'm really pretty good with words but I managed this without ripping my shirt off I've tried a few stunts, but not this How seriously can you take me when I'm topless? Mmm, yeah I like it I'm better at music now How else could I act for additional hits? I could hold up a cat while I jiggle my tits Look at my b**bies, look at my b**bies You'll see a heart If you look straight through these This isn't the movies or Looney Tunes We are stuck with decision that we choose in our youth, see Look at me, man, I'm standing in my pants Don't I look silly when I'm doing this dance? And I pull a face as if I'm pooing my pants I want a long-term career, but I've ruined the chance [Hook] [Outro] Of course, you're under no obligation To pay any attention to those observations But living a life with no moderation Will lead to a load of complications