Damian Cowell - Groovy Toilet lyrics

You know you're where the in-crowd goes in a groovy toilet When you worry about your choice of clothes in a groovy toilet You know it's groovy toilet when there's no ladies there's no men's There's only Barbies and Kens In a groovy toilet Nothing so bourgeois as a light switch in a groovy toilet They've even got their own door b**h in a groovy toilet They'll blow your mind with the design All acid swirls and c**aine lines You feel like your pissing in the Guggenheim In a groovy toilet Toilet roll made of cash Two way mirror fitted to the crapper Facing some guy as he takes a slash It's a shrine to your a**isted chapel Groovy Toilet Groovy Toilet Forget sitting in contemplation in a groovy toilet You feel like you've got an examination in a groovy toilet Relieving yourself becomes a race You cant wait to get out of this place The only thing flushing is your face In a groovy toilet Don't wash your hands your too intimidated You don't know where to stand, don't know where to sit It's modern life encapsulated the medium's the message and the message is sh** I'm in a groovy toilet let me out I'm in a groovy toilet let me out I'm in a groovy toilet let me out I'm in a groovy, groovy toilet