[Verse 1] Hello Hello! Welcome to your first night In the place where the pizza is hot And the fun brings light Now you saw us in the local news What made your thought presume This was the job for you? What will you do?! [Verse 2] Between 12am and the break of dawn The toys start to glitch From when they power on You got the cameras and your flashlight What more is there to need? Just be quick Just be ready 'Cause they’re pretty scary [Verse 3] Be very very wary as the night goes on I may be there at the beginning But not for long I pre recorded messages to keep you Alive! I'm not here all night! [Chorus] ‘cause I'm the phone guy I'm here to take the care and the fear Once the time ends near I will not be here Yeah I'm the phone guy Ring ring These are all the rules I bring There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive! Yeah I'm the phone guy Tick tock Watch the hours on the clock! Time has arisen to be careful of decisions you make I am the phone guy! Yes I am The phone guy! [Verse 4] Hey hey! How ya doing?! Now the first night was fine But there's a deep dark warning For the future up ahead so divine Now you see the Pirate Cove is a blare Just keep an eye on the guy And you'll be prepared [Verse 5] Now the rest of the bunch Well I'm not too sure Because the next thing you know They're outside your door So don't forget my methods And use your light Before they take your body And leave you to die! [Verse 6] Be very wary as the battery drains So preserve your only tools And your life remains Keep the light shining bright for the final night! I'm not here all night! [Chorus] ‘cause I'm the phone guy I'm here to take the care and the fear Once the time ends near I will not be here Yeah I'm the phone guy Ring ring These are all the rules I bring There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive! I'm the phone guy Tick tock Watch the hours on the clock! Time has arisen to be careful of decisions you make I am the phone guy! Yes I am The phone guy! [Verse 7] Hey there, dude! Glad you're back! The last security guard just couldn't pick up the slack So now you're the new guy picking up the job So please understand this nightmare never stops So we built it up from scratch Taking the crap Taking the stuff that wouldn't work Cause we all know all the broken stuff Just makes you go berserk To add suspension The tension in this attraction Check the vents for your protection From the broken down hallucinations [Verse 8] In the past they said they stuffed you in a suit You know the cover up story sounds kinda cute Just remember now that everything's gonna be fine Because your darkest thoughts are all in your mind Now before I leave I just remembered we found a toy! A freaking robot with brains! Oh what a joy! So I’ll pa** you recordings of the original voice See, he'll never leave you be So just listen you don't have a choice! [Bridge] Take what you have learned And become the master Then you'll be safe when I'm not around! Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey (I'm the phone guy) Hey (I'm the phone guy) Hey (I'm the phone guy) Hey (I'm the phone guy) [Chorus] Cause I'm the phone guy I'm here to take the care and the fear Once the time ends near I will not be here Yeah I'm the phone guy Ring ring These are all the rules I bring There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive! I'm the phone guy Tick tock Watch the hours on the clock! Time has arisen to be careful of decisions you make I am the phone guy! Yes I am The phone guy! Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey (I’m the phone guy) Hey (I’m the phone guy) Hey (I’m the phone guy) Hey (I’m the phone guy)