Da Vinci's Notebook - Shoehorn With Teeth lyrics

He wants a shoehorn The kind with teeth People should get beat up For statin' their beliefs He wants a shoehorn The kind with teeth 'cause he knows there's no such thing He asks a girl If they can both sit in a chair But he doesn't get nervous She's not really there He wants a shoehorn The kind with teeth 'cause he knows there's no such thing Tour the world In a heavy metal band But they run out of petrol The plane can never land He wants a shoehorn The kind with teeth People should get beat up For stealin' their beliefs He wants a shoehorn The kind with teeth 'cause he knows there's no such thing What's the sense In ever thinking 'bout the tomb When you're much too busy Returning to the womb? He wants a shoehorn The kind with teeth People should get beat up For skatin' like the Leafs He wants a shoehorn The kind with teeth 'cause he knows there's no such thing