D-SIK - Eddie Haskell lyrics

[Verse 1: D-SIK] Okay I'm poolside at The Standard Acting up, causing some banter Got some bad b**hes with me One's an actress, one's a dancer They got a thing for rappers Heard I put it down like hammers They heard that I can move a club Like I was in The Masters Not to mention I'm one d-d-dapper bachelor Everywhere me and my team go We leave fan girls in enamor Ask her if she's coming out tonight And where she's going after But you and I already know though You don't need to answer I'm just tryna get the scoop Tryna find out your status Tryna find out if you're taken Like I care or like it matters We're just young and dumb and turning up A life of rad meanders Your girl parties more with us You could say she gerrymanders Yeah it's going down No handers Got a Full House like the Tanners And we're pissing off the neighbors Yeah a shout goes out to Flanders You ba*tards are not me So you knock me and you slander But your girl is taking pics with me And you just hold the camera [Hook: D-SIK] x2 10 deep with my crew, acting a fool Little Rascals Life is looking like a movie On my favorite channel When I'm in my hometown And everywhere I travel The ladies lining up But the fellas staying mad though Your girl stay up front row Instagraming my rad show Then she send me pictures later She can't Instagram that though Some women wanna be with me And some think I'm an a**hole But older women love me Call me Eddie Haskell [Verse 2: D-SIK] The crew is 10 deep like my hat is And we're all up on the A-List We're known for bringing the racket No country club recreations Man I'm smarter than this track is I'll be real and flat out say it We just dumb it down and trap out For the ratchets and the basics Just face it I'm amazing Fool you ain't even adjacent Tryna ball of something I created Like my name was Naismith Despite how much you hate it I still make the girl you came with Forget all about her man and plans No former engagement There's a party on the roof My crew is living on the edge I'm fond of Vermouth And I'm fond of pretty blondes with friends One is kind of iffy She's a 7 so it's on the fence But I got two dimes coming with me That sh**'s just common sense You left her abandoned so that's fair game Lose ball She said that I'm the man and you're a drag Call you Ru Paul I told her when you want to party You know who to call Who else you know my age that's making moves Like a U-Haul [Hook: D-SIK] x2 [Outro: Sample from 'Leave It To Beaver] Eddie Haskell: Gee Mrs. Cleaver, your hair looks nice Mrs. Cleaver: Thank you Eddie...Where are your rubbers?