It's not the weather, to wear no sweater.. [Hook] Sometimes she changed like the weather But no one loved me better I'll never ever forget her My brand new sweater Nobody got her wetter She told me in her letter I bought her food and fed her My brand new sweater [Shock-G} Baby said, "Ooh baby shoo-be-dooh Let's hook up again cause the loving is cool" I said "Yo, I gotta go, I got a show" She said "I know, after the show let me cook for you If you're hungry, you never know You might need help with your laundry Don't hesitate to call upon me Before you go, would you meet my mother She lives right around the corner It's not a bother, meet my mother!" I said "Woah, woah, woah, baby slow it down I said I gotta go, I ain't say I'm leaving town I got your number, stop tripping Why're you flipping? Had a great time Let me get my jacket, I'm dipping." Hate, hate, hate the way I felt like I dissed her "Wait, wait, wait" cried the pretty, young sister She said, "Shock, while I got this chance I've got let you know that if you rip your pants I'll beee there, to sew the hole for your bu*t Want a nut? Call me up, I'll pick you up in my jetta No one's got me wetter Shock, I never got freaked better!" She said "Here, yo, it's all in my letter" See, I just met baby last night We g'd While I was sleeping she was up Creeping around writing letters to me Man, I hate somebody all up in my face when I'm sleep But I ain't sweating it "Look, I'll hook-up with you next week" She said "Wait, let me walk you to the street, baby Sweet thang, don't forget to ready my letter!" Somebody please help me: I'm stuck wearing a sweater It upsets meee, when she sweats me.. [Shock-G] Pee Wee? He went down to Montgomery Wards Howzabouta Money-B? He went down to K-Mart Yo, Humpty! I challenge you to a game of dominoes A game of dominoooess [Money-B] I've been sporting sweaters ever since I was a child But nowadays sweaters kind of cramp my style Cause up around the collar they be getting me hot Believe it or not, my sweater used to the shot The freak of my nature, my sweet, stick thing But like George of the Jungle she had trouble with the swing [Shock-G: Was she funking up the flow?] Yeah, brah, she couldn't hack it Started co*k-blocking like a full metal jacket Fingers did the walking, calling, tying up my phone Boo had me under heavy surveillance at my home Word to Mac Mone, suffocated my bone Pulling on my hoodie in a nagging little tone Where you going? Where you been? Who's Kim? Who's Felicia? But I don't see no ring, I never met the preacher I got to play you out, I mean the loving was phat But you're a sweater, riding so heavy on my back [Hook] She wore a lot of leather Baby, drove a jetta I never used to sweat her Yeah, but that upset her No-one got her wetter She told me in her letter I'll never ever forget her My brand new sweater [Saafir] I got a brand new sweater But I didn't get it from Mervyn's Her friends be pulling wool but My syringe pulls bull from the lens Even then, I'll send you back for a refund Plus she sport a good hat-terin (?) That'd have been the end If I let the sweater lay upon my skin Great Scott, time for a rebate sale We make mail, more than you think As long as they're strong And the cotton don't shrink We can spend doe on a jane doe Cause ho got to have clothes, so I buy the thread and let them weave Leave it alone if you don't want to get worn out I've got legions of sweaters for the seasons I got blue when I'm sad, red when I'm mad Pink cause I'm ticklish When I'm being laid in green When I'm getting paid I don't have a problem if you wanna jock me See cause, gs is what you're gonna clock me Go ahead, knock me if you think I'm not sh** But when it comes to sweaters? Saafir's a perfect fit [Hook] She was real go-getter Her cheese smelt like cheddar She let me use the credit Yeah, but just forget it She cried when I upset her I should've treated her better Maybe one day I'll go back and get my sweater