I got hair in my ears I got hair in my nose I got hair on my back And between my toes When the time comes and my hairwash is due I'm gonna use one ton of shampoo But don't give me those sentimental eyes 'Coz I'm proud and my hair is nice It's not fair when people they stare I love the colours I wear I wont cut my hair I wont cut my hair Oh no, I wont cut my hair 'Coz I'm proud of my hair It's like in the funny fairytale I dry my hair the Rapunzel way You just climb up the six floors To my hairy home And I'll fix u a smoke in the blend of my own Yeah, I'll make you a hot pot of tea Take off your clothes and feel free And get down in my hair And make me insane Lets get airborn on a window-pain It's not fair when people they stare... I'll diiiiie without my hair Yeah right I play in the band And I would love to be your private disneyland I'll be your own amusement park Then you can ride me And ride me after dark If they send me to the rows of d**h For having illegal dope I will order my last meal Before it's the chair Hamburger french fries'n'coke Take those scissors away I wont cut my hair 'Cause I'm proud and my hair is nice I love my hair I'm in love with my hair I'm in love with my haaaaiiiir