[Swifty McVay] Hmm, yeah This just one of them days when yo' a** just want to chill out And motherf**ers be all in yo' ear and sh**, yknowhatI'msayin? Or that naggin b**h, that just like to hear herself talk Blowin all yo' high away Now that's some f**ed up sh**, heh But it happens, yknowhatI'msayin? Yo [Eminem] Yo yo yo yo Schizophrenia, how many of ya got it? How many motherf**ers can say they psychotic? How many motherf**ers can say they brain dry-rotted from pot? You got it like I got it or not? If you did, you would know just what I'm talkin bout When your tongue's rottin out from cotton-mouth When you end up becomin so dependent on weed That you end up spendin a G in the vendin machine You got the munchies, look at you, junk food junkie Potato chips and lunch meat, up in the front seat Sometimes you can get so paranoid from ganja That's it gotcha thinkin the whole world is watchin ya Or maybe you don't smoke, maybe you just roll But whatever your drug's yo, go for the gusto Just don't, come f** with me when I'm doin my d** You see me in the club don't come f**in my high up and [Chorus: D-12] Blow, my, buzz You want to want to just don't blow, my, buzz (Do what you want to) And I'm gon' sit here and just roll, my, d** (Smoke my weeeeed) And if you talk I'm gonna f**, you, up (I might just whoop yo' a**) Just don't say sh** and we'll be cool [Bizarre] [ding dong] b**h let me in the house (Avon?) No, I just came to eat your mother out It's the big guy, doin a bu*terfly to the ground (go 'head!) [Eminem] Bizarre sit yo' nasty a** down [Bizarre] I spot this fat b**h from across the room Now s** my dick while your boyfriend's in the bathroom (yea yea!) My face is pink, lookin for a sink And don't worry bout what I put in your drink It's called a date-rape drug, ten minutes you'll be f**ed up Open your nasty-a** legs up (yeah you who*e) b**hes I'm catchin, blunts I'm matchin Don't call me Bizarre, I'm the Reverand Jesse Jackson [Swifty McVay] Who the f** is this guy, why the hell you in my presence? It'd be cool if you was askin me some reasonable questions But you on some bullsh** n***a, this yo' last beer (f'real) Get the f** off my dick and tell yo' b**h to bring here a** here I kick a hoe out without givin her cabfare And leave her barefooted just for naggin in my damn ear When I'm out eatin, you f*gs'll interfere They don't go until I let 'em know a mag' is sittin here I get drunk and I smoke weed, whatcho' a** want to hear? I didn't answer you clear, I met Manson this year okay? You want some yea? I'll front yo' a** a play But other than that, get the hell out my face Because you n***az tryin to [Chorus w/ variations] [Kun] Yo Denaun you seem shook [Kon] I really am dawg look This fat b**h keep chasin me tryin to give me the nook [Kun] Aww man you probably lead her on [Kon] I just bought her a beer! [Kun] I saw her rubbin on your head while she was wipin your tears [Kon] I admit, I was high, but you ain't seen me cryin [Kun] n***a you lyin, and you blowin my high, just stop denyin it [Kon] Well at least somebody in this bar is, this big b**h did The ultimate by sayin she wanted to have my kids [Kun] Look man you grown, just leave me alone, I'm in the zone Call it a night, get stoned, and take that fat s*ut home Just drink the drink, hit the dank, do some d** Go k** yourself [Kon] f** you! [Kun] Well stop blowin my buzz! [Proof] I'm at the front of the bar by the lounge in the back With a s*ut on my arm while I'm downin the 'gnac Got the pills in my system, floatin around Everytime I start driftin, someone open they mouth Yo my ear been spit licked and freestyled in I think I'm goin def like old senile men Only one good demo out of three thousand (Yo I ain't want to rap for you anyway, so keep talkin) Next n***a that bump me, I'ma do the Humpty And elbow b**hes, 'til everybody jump me (Yo man wha**up wit you man why you keep bumpin me and sh**) Wha**up fool? f** you punk! (Motherf**er, the f**? It's on fool it's on! Wha**up then n***a?) [Chorus w/ variations] We'll be cool We'll be cool if you don't talk while I'm just tryin to smoke my weed Smoke my weed.. I'm tryin to drink with my n***az; just shut the f** up While I'm just tryin to get blowed Spittin to me some mo'.. (hehehe)