Cyanide and Silicone - Janitor lyrics

[Intro] -Can I ask you a question? -Sure -How does one become a janitor? -You want to be a janitor? -No, I just want to know how one becomes a janitor [Verse 1] Sin, sin, sin, I'll stick a dil*o in While i'm hiding in the Alva High School garbage bins I'm the janitor now b**h, I f**ing clean up So f**ing choke up, and f**ing blow nuts (s*ut!) I sweep the f**ing halls, maybe looking for some goodies But the only thing I found today was a needle and some hoodies I get paid fifty cents an hour A klondike bar, and a little bit of power It ain't easy being straight up G Staying after cla** to clean up Dales pee I didn't choose the retard life, b**h, it chose me I get forced to work and get forced to clean But if Donald Trump is president than maybe it is evident That he will make the retard life more relevant Don't f**ing cry b**h, we f**ing need it Cleaning up dried sh** makes me f**ing sea sick [Hook] x2 Janitor b**h, I'm the mother f**ing janitor Finding condoms all over the perimeter Janitor b**h, I said I'm the mother f**ing janitor Finding s*uts prom night babies in the canisters [Verse 2] I open the doors, I'm sweeping the floors I'm finding pregnancy tests from all the known who*es And after the ma**es I go back to cla** And I'm stabbing those tests up in they fat a**es Always backwards, thinking, thinking backwards lord oh lordy I'm sipping on a blunt, and I'm puffing on a forty-orty Oh, me? What about me? I'm just humble enough to not bust a nut On the mother f**ing floor that I already cleaned up And I'm getting kind of pissed Because the b**hes want to diss And I just want a f**ing kiss So please just come and s** my dick It's getting really late and I want to f**ing hate So before I masturbate, I guess I'll take you on a date b**h! Yeah... I'm scrubbing toilets, adding extra love Cum stains on a b**h, like a f**ing turtle dove [Hook] x2 Janitor b**h, I'm the mother f**ing janitor Finding condoms all over the perimeter Janitor b**h, I said I'm the mother f**ing janitor Finding s*uts prom night babies in the canisters [Verse 3] Mean ol', mean old me Cleaning off desks, like a straight up G While I'm searching for thongs in the girls locker room Humming Minecraft songs, and I'm pushing a broom And, maybe feeling lucky, f**ing vibe be f**ing f**y k**ing b**hes like I'm Chucky, ten bucks for some s**y s**y If you f** me honey bunny, you may leave with runny nose Cause I'm donkey punching b**hes tightening up their a**holes I'll take a vacuum to the auditorium Sweeping this sh** like a Porsche Deloreon I'm nothing but k**ing time, so when I k** this time You can be my dime And you can be the only one that I will always flip heads up So when the tails are down, broom handle up the (psych!) And a little bit of who-how Clean your p**y with some Windex like the mother f**ing exile Take six shots straight to the head Endangering lives from special Ed I feel fine, f** you, I'm lousy Sitting in the janitors closet crying [Outro: Outtake] Sin, sin, sin, I'll stick a dil*o in While I'm hiding in the Alva High School garbage bins (bacon bacon bacon) x6 Don't... don't tell Dale... but... I f**ed his mom...