A worried man with a worried mind No one in front of me and nothing behind Theres a woman on my lap and shes drinking champagne Got white skin, got a**a**ins eyes Im looking up into the sapphire-tinted skies Im well dressed, waiting on the last train Standing on the gallows with my head in a noose Any minute now Im expecting all hell to break loose People are crazy and times are strange Im locked in tight, Im out of range I used to care, but things have changed This place aint doing me any good Im in the wrong town, I should be in Hollywood Just for a second there I thought I saw something move Gonna take dancing lessons, do the jitterbug rag Aint no shortcuts, gonna dress in drag Only a fool in here would think hes got anything to prove Lot of water under the bridge, lot of other stuff too Dont get up gentlemen, Im only pa**ing through People are crazy and times are strange Im locked in tight, Im out of range If the Bible is right, the world will explode Ive been trying to get as far away from myself as I can Some things are too hot to touch The human mind can only stand so much You cant win with a losing hand Feel like falling in love with the first woman I meet Putting her in a wheelbarrow and wheeling her down the street People are crazy and times are strange Im locked in tight, Im out of range I used to care, but things have changed I hurt easy, I just dont show it You can hurt someone and not even know it The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity Gonna get low down, gonna fly high All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie Im in love with a woman who dont even appeal to me Mr. Jinx and Miss Lucy, they jumped in the lake Im not that eager to make a mistake People are crazy and times are strange Im locked in tight, Im out of range I used to care, but things have changed.