Curren$y - Paternity Test lyrics

One day I was chillin in the crib Rocking the ps3 Until the telephone rang Disrupting my game Now I reaching for the phone Wondering who it could be Look at the caller id Never seen this number before But I answered the b**h anyways Hello The man on the other end said good even Is this with the franklin with whom I'm speakin And I said yes indeed it is Now pardon my french who the f** is this My name is bryce and excuse me bro But I'm calling on behalf of the maury show See julie jessing gave birth too a daughter And submitted your name as the definate father We think paternity tests are in order If you want bro we'll fly you out tomorrow And I said yes I'll hop in that jet To come out there and prove my point Cause if you know me you know no poking Unless I got a magnum on my joint Now I'm having s** flashback Indestruct I remember that night when the condom bust Time past since then and it been about 12 months How many months is the child Three? fu*k That sound but right First I thought that I wasn't but now I think I might Be raising a little girl bu*terflies on the flight Spitta welcome too the real world Tire screechin Plane is landing Trying not to think about what's happenin Checked into my hotel room And lit a fat one Watching cartoons but a n***a wasn't laughin Cause my mind is elsewhere Front desk called said the limos downstairs Too bring me too the set where there tapin the show Now I'm in the green room pacin the floor' When they call me out to the stage The woman in the crowd all look at me with hate The men look at me with expressions that say Damn young star hope it all go your way Htye put pictures of me and the baby Side by side The crowd sighed when they Saw how much we look alike Even maury said we had the same eyes Funny how one night can rearrange a whole life Took a commercial break And came back An a**istant dropped a folder in his lap He pulls out a envelop and holds it up Says these are the results And then the crowd hushed Suspense was building in the buildin I hope my parents is ready for grand children Cause I just might have one to give them Cause if it's my baby I'm going to man up Pilgrim The test results are unfolded He lowers his brow As he looks over Looks up grinnin And says relax pimpin The b**h lyin that ain't you (BABY) (That is not my B-A-B-Y Not my B-A-B-Y) [x3] Shawty you can take it too maury I'm not claiming a BABY BABY