CunninLynguists - Falling Down lyrics

[Kno] [Scratching] But I went nearly crazy And I went clearly crazy [Deacon the Villain] On I-85 North, going nowhere Would hit the 400, but I ain't got money for the toll there Traffic backed up ahead of me, I see the road flares School bus on my right, kids laughin' with brown and gold hair Replaying conversations in my head by my ex-wife From the house work that I did, to the kids, even our s** life She said I was crazy so I threatened to prove her dead-right So she got court orders, restraining me, put on the red lights Frustrated, thinking how the f** could I clean it up Traffic stopped, about 1000 degrees in my truck Loosened my tie, wiped the sweat out of my eyes, mixed with tears Mind thick with fears, I've lost everything that I done built for years Bright yellow school bus f**ing up my limbo Kids b**hin', cussin', flickin' boogers upon my window Start rolling it down for some air and the handle breaks Kick my door open, dive out, feeling some escape "We said vows and sh**, that sh**s' for life right?! Yeah, that sh**'s until d**h, d**h... That sh** can be mended But that b**h don't be listening to me! She'll prolly throw a f**ing fit and sh**! I'mma go there that b**h is gonna listen to me She'll see I'mma fix this sh**, fu*k THAT!" [White man in the background]: "Move your f**ing car, maaaaan!!" Motherf**er is my one car really haulting movement I got some powerful sh** in my trunk want me to use it? I grabbed that sh**, co*ked it now talk like you're silly! If you needed some release would I f** with you, Billy? "Look away lady, before I swiss cheese your Mazda" Am I crazy for wanting my babies to have a father? Gonna show my b**h of a wife she better work a little harder Stop them kids from screaming, it's pushing me even farther! It's my daughter's birthday, Billy, you like this gift? Your name's not Billy? Really? Then why do you react to it? If you're an actor, am I your f**in' audience? Kids, look how many different directions his body went It's okay, I'm not crazy, I got kids your age Don't be afraid, I said don't be afraid! Behave! Now y'all be cool now, I'm leaving now, it's beyond hot 'Bout to visit my wife after hitting the pawn shop for more Glocks I got some sh** to fix (sinister chuckle) I got some sh** to fix [Mr. SOS] Today's about to be one of the biggest days of my life Cause I'm about to ask the women I love if she'll be my wife I just know that she will, for this women, I'll KILL I used to clean dishes at Micky D's, now I'm on grill So I've been able to save up enough money for this necklace Along with this ring for when I pop the big question But my manager's been stressin' the way I been dressin' Tellin' me I need new shoes but I can't afford to get them! He's all about perfection and does sh** that I hate! Today he wrote me up and I was only five minutes late! And then he threatened to take me off grill and make me scrub plates And the toilet where people sh** out all the food they just ate! AW fu*k! I'm starting to hear my screws bust Screw it, I'll do it, He gives me Windex and a toothbrush Now I'm scrubbin the toilet like, fu*k MY BOSS and HE STINKS! I'm asking my girl to marry me, f** what everyone thinks Let me look at the ring now to calm me down like my shrink NOOOOOO! I JUST DROP IT AND NOW IT'S LOST IN THE SINK And today on my lunchbreak my girl's supposed to come through I wanna ask her but without the ring what'll I do? Dialogue: [SOS]: Wa**up baby. Listen I wanna tell you something [GIRL]: "Yeah?" [SOS]: Well, we've been together for a long time and... [GIRL]: "Uh huh..." [SOS]: ...I love you more than anything in this world... Will you marry me? [GIRL]: "So where's the ring?" [SOS]: I... I had one but... I dropped it in the sink... My... my manager... he... he made me get off the grill and clean the toilets And...(sob) [GIRL]: Yeah... WHATEVER! I'm seeing somebody else anyway, loser!" [SOS]: Grrrrrrrrrrr...... fu*k YOU FOR REAL! SNUFF TO YA GRILL! SMACK TO YA FACE! FOOT TO YOUR CROTCH! Look at the cops... THANKS FOR THE GAT! RAT-A-TAT-TAT! CRIME IN THE ACT! b*tch, DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT??? SICK cause my mind just snapped pretty hard! Fatality... RIP YOUR TITTY OFF! Pull out the gun that I got from the cop And make her face look like Barbecue sauce Bite off her nipple like it's on the menu And spit it out the drive through window inside a pinto and leave the driver Crippled When I fire my pistol like it's a missile. (BLAOW!) Start to hear sirens whistle I've lost my mind, it's official! Grab my manager's pencil and stick it in his eye tissue For having a time issue, go to the bathroom and try to kick through The sink. I made a mess and shot cops. Let off a couple of pop pops ON THE CLOCK let me go before the alarm stops I'mma take this damn ring to the pawn shop To get my fu*kIN money back... (cries) f**in b**h! [Kno] Ignition contact in my little compact Nissan piece of sh** and I need to quit Funneling Night Train pummels my right brain Feel the pain of a hangover, I smell the faint odor of piss I need to lower my risk Hittin my liver with this liquid deliverance I'm f**in laughin and stuck in traffic As my 8-track tape deck pumps some wack sh** It's drastic I walked in on my friend with his hand caught in my wife's panty elastic While she was wearin em! Started tearin em a new a**hole verbally I don't think I hurt em Twisted off the MD and Bourbon Got the straight vodka in my coffee thermos Put on my game face and walk in the door Of my job at the strip mall discount department store Dialogue: [Boss]: Dan-O! Happy Birthday [Kno]: Thanks! [Boss]: Oh, before I forget uh, we're gonna have to let you go Dan-O [Kno]: What?! [Boss]: Yeahh, we've been monitoring incoming packages for a while now, we noticed you have a fetish for naked pictures of Janet Reno and Will Smith CD's. Yeahh [Kno]: (crying) [Boss]: Hey, uh...what's the machine gun in the paper bag for? No, Mr. Johnson! YOUR ASS IS FIRED! Heres your pink slip get hit with six clips Salespeople out front, I ain't forget y'all Split y'all, and everybody in this strip mall Walk in the Dollar Store and just let off Now even the managers body is 50% off! Hit up Toys R Us and bust my sh** (ratttatat) TRICK LUH DA KIDS!! Music store ma**acre, cus theyre trying to tell me 21.99 for a Nelly CD?! Verizon f**ed up my service so they ain't out of the woods Can you hear me now? b*atch!(gunshot) GOOD!!! Shop owners, cashiers, even the patrons This is punishment for gettin caught in my matrix The chance for survival is miniscule I see two dudes walking towards the pawn shop they bout to get it too