CunninLynguists - Dirtay lyrics

Aight c'mon Why you tryin' to play all innocent? I just seen you with him I seen you with him I seen you with her I seen you with her I seen you with them I seen you with... with everybody C'mon... stop frontin' like you ain't [Verse 1: Wordsworth] Dirty chick, been in thirty dirty flicks Thirty-six, you woulda hit it if you seen her curves and hips Had a machine that shocked her nipples, the pain tickled And had a candle she wanted to burn me with, I'm not into that I'm not saying I ain't into rack I'm weird too, I like to f** in my socks and winter hat Her bedroom walls were pink, her lamps were dil*os Huge panties as a sheet and had tampon pillows Waterbed a vagina so it's always wet A vibrator installed to shake during s** Sadomasochist: leather whips, bats with spikes Enjoyed beating, neighbors thought she was a battered wife We slept and then I said what you waking me for? Her daughter's birthday it's too late to go to the store It's her daughter so I a**umed she was sorry When she dumped out my s**m and used the condoms as balloons for the party She's dirtay [Verse 2: Kno] Sellin' p**y out on the ave Always in the clinic talkin bout "put it on my tab" Now she's in my grill piece son Askin' if I need some Blabbering about a threesome She got a light skin friend look like Betty White Got a dark skin friend look like Wesley Snipes Sequin suit, having press Lee tight With that funk in her c*nt that you could cut with a machete knife They'd never trap me Not even pretending they was three Christina Aggie's And f** them through plastic baggies, nasty fatties I clown hoes If you p**y ain't got a rash why your clit look like a clown nose? With no standards in mind She'll hook an ugly dude up with brain faster than Dr. Frankenstein No doubt the vilest chicken You'll need long division in countin' the 69's that she's been in [Hook]: Somehow it's become dirty And you never dreamed it would go this far You thought you could quit anytime you wanted to With tremendous desires but get the beat up on you Somehow it's become dirty And you never dreamed it would go this far You thought you could quit anytime you wanted to With tremendous desires [Verse 3: Rise] But you could get a taste freebie like market's and grapes She got Rakishi finisher she'll throw her a** in your face Disgrace, cause she look so gorgeous, a model More hands than rub on it at the log at Apollo Baby got some big ticks, kids mad since the day out The baby got bit by a crab on the way out Fad that got played out I don't wanna touch what they do But only your a**... that's all your mama gave you? You act wrong I had did knock her boots Hats stacked on like cats in Dr. Suess Don't do what donnie don't does claims my view And that's a trick stunt David Blaine wouldn't do I bid her adieu, I'm no longer hittin' her shoe Now I'm pissin like you when I'm finished with brew Her inners is huge, they popped her with bottles of pop Mad n***as hiding from cops hide in her twat She's Dirtay [Verse 4: Mr. S.O.S.] Dirty indeed Shirley had a dirty disease Caught herpes and fleas They'd jump on your shirt from her jeans Plus a Chihuahua and Pit she'd kiss on the lips And let them eat jizz off her tits And grits off her clit sh** was a trip I don't mean to diss cause I hit While I positioned her lips on a box of chicken strips She chomps on Twizzler sticks Pretty face but she's grimy With a food fetish that's why she weighs 390 Super-sized freak at McDonald's she flirts Into bestiality, her chihuahua get's hurt Unless you wanna get burnt I suggest you don't She's even thrown a** at the whole cast of Best In Show Her favorite position was doggy style I told her to pose But when I pulled out a hot dog fell on my toes I said HOLD UP! (Wait a minute) If you see, oh Unique Shirly leave early she's dirty