Crywank - Oliver's Theme lyrics

{Speech} Okay, this next song is not by Crywa*k, it's by my older brother but back when he was six years old. But it has a little rap in it that's by me so... {Pre-Chorus} I'm the coolest kid in town I'm the coolest kid in town No one in the world is as cool as me I'm the coolest person in the galaxy That's me {Chorus} So cool, so cool So cool So cool (Chaka chaka chaka chaka chaka) {Rap} Some people say my flow is magical, like a rainbow But I just brush it off and say, "if you say so" But deep down I know I'm a child of the stars Embody a fruitfull space moon god as I spit bars Yeah I'm the future Like odourless tuna I'm newer, fresher, badder, redder than a strawberry Beretta "Nice collеction of sweaters," They all say And if you pay, you can wеar one for a day Some say I'm a wet blanket Well they can have it 'Cause they're all wet handkerchiefs used for brushing teeth, jealous of my padding Yeah I'm uncomfortable asleep And I'm only wet from all the people who are having sex on top of me What do you think to Kermit the Frog When I'm reincarnated, I wanna be a dog I really hope I live to be a hundred and if I do I hope my birthday is good {Chorus} So cool, so cool So cool cool cool cool cool cool So cool, so cool {Outro} When I have a wa*k I have a poshy Grey Poupon Ferrero Rocher