So the witness takes the stand Someone nods as my girlfriend walks in Blows a kiss to the prosecution Evidence now that I know just how I got myself into this mess After a short recess, court is called to order The court reporter starts to take my defense I take the stand and I plead eloquently Without and alibi My girlfriend winks and waves good bye I should've had a heart attack A sharp sort of accident So I forget all the hand holding I wasted on you I should've had a heart attack So let's kiss and make up If not let's shake hands and break up On the courthouse steps we sat No proof that there ever was a past Beyond the shape, beyond any shadow Of any doubt the time we spent here I'm guilty, you're not innocent I should've had a heart attack A sharp sort of accident So I forget all the hand holding I wasted on you I should've had a heart attack So let's kiss and make up If not let's shake hands and break up