Cruger - Lazy lyrics

Yo, Give me a couch; b**h! I don't sit down I slouch! Pa** me a chair; I'll Lie down on it! Put me in a bed; You won't get me out of there 'Till I'm hungry; Then I crawl down the stairs! To the kitchen; f** dinner! make pudding! Did I say make? I ain't cooking! Eat it raw! I don't even 'wanna use my Teeth or jaw; I need a straw! Rest my feet on the table Use a wheelchair to get around; I'm not even disabled! Bust boxer shorts And only have trousers with expandable waists to keep my hands down it! Got to be Trackies! As long as they're baggy; I'm happy! (Tempted to start rocking a nappy!) But no one won't change me! 21 year old baby; I'm so lazy! I don't 'wanna get up and do sh**! (I just 'wanna stay here and do this!) I'm lazy, I'm lazy; Oh baby! Uh Uh! I'm so lazy I don't 'wanna get up and do sh**! (I just 'wanna stay here and do this!) I'm lazy, I'm lazy; Oh baby! Uh Uh! (Yeah) I like beds, Duvets and quilts; PCs, Tvs, games and films! Munch, Plus; Get me a beer! Why leave? Everything's here! Yo It's the dopest; Sit on sofas I never leave the house; I'm the opposite of homeless! Who's running it? Who's running it? There ain't enough hours in the day to do nothing in! Eat sh** everyday and still stay thin! Thank God I'm not fat; cause I hate gyms! Lazy bum! House remains a dump I never have parties; It's just always in the state of one! R&R, Can't be arsed; To function Rather do nothing, than something! Loving the lazy life; I stay inside It may be wrong, It may be right! I'm so lazy; I don't 'wanna get up and do sh**! (I just 'wanna stay here and do this!) I'm lazy, I'm lazy; Oh baby! Uh Uh! I'm so lazy; I don't 'wanna get up and do sh**! (I just 'wanna stay here and do this!) I'm lazy, I'm lazy; Oh baby! Uh Uh! Cause I ain't ever had a job in all my life! And if I had one; I probably wouldn't like it! Yo So I'm gonna be as slow for all my life! Cause at least I know, That I like it Just like this; So lazy!