Crudbump - Put My Dick On It lyrics

"I'm getting all wet," she told me in the rain I hear it all the time, and yet I can't complain Let me take your coat, don't wanna drip on it "No thank you cause you're gonna put your dick on it" I see a lemon muffin I put my dick on it I see a coffee cup and I put my dick on it I see a big bu*t and I put my dick on it First I ask permission then I put my dick on it I see a white car I put my dick on it I see a red car I put my dick on it I see any car I put my dick on it I like transportation, so I put my dick on it In the hood, a cop pulls up beside me Officer just can't stop eyeing me He says, "Wise up, you better get a grip on it I know what you're into." Damn cop car I wanna put my dick on it Please drive away I wanna put my dick on it Find a real crime before I put my dick on it I think I'm ice cold gonna put my dick on it It's like ice cream, I wanna put my dick on it Cold and clean, yeah, I wanna put my dick on it Gimme just a second let me put my dick on it Get a piece of tape and stick a damn ticket on it