Crudbump - Take a Number lyrics

[Chorus] Take a number Get your hand out the M&M bowl Take a number Get your hand out the M&M bowl This ain't the food bank and you don't work here Let me make this crystal clear Don't put your paws on my candy Squirrel motherf**er, go stock your own pantry And if you think it's mean that I'm rationing my dragees You can write me an essay And when I call your number, you can read it to me [Chorus] It's not a joke, it's the f**ing procedure And if you came hungry, go out to the bleachers And find a scrap of food Eating all my motherf**ing candy is rude The now serving sign isn't just for fun Every so often it advances by one It's a pretty solid system Bet you'd understand it if you would listen [Chorus] Potato-head dude with an M&M mouthful Are you even here for business? It's doubtful Most people know this ain't an M&M stand How'd you even get them to melt on your hands And your face, and your pants Do you have a problem? You're about to have a problem