Crudbump - I Don't Do sh** lyrics

Today is the day you get hit with some reality You need to learn how real people live This is the story (This is the story) I got fourteen chairs to lean back in Three recliners for straight relaxing And two different beds to go to sleep No Mattress Factory, kid, I ain't cheap I got the California King with the Pillowtop 10 PM, you see the pillows drop Why're you in my bedroom, are you Dick Cheney? Get out Chorus: I don't do sh** (I don't do sh**) I don't do sh** (I don't do sh**) I don't do sh**, that's my decision Not doing sh** is like my religion Look to the east five times a day And if I'm doing sh**, then I put it away Oh I should come to the club and get crazy? I'm the Saddam of being lazy And besides, I can drink beer at home I do it every afternoon (Chorus) I wanna give a shout-out to sitting down Give a shout-out to laying down Wanna give a shout-out to typing stuff into Google Wanna give a shout-out to Cesar Milan For letting me imagine what it would be like if I trained my dog I wanna give a shout-out to waking up late (Waking up late) Don't hate (Don't hate) (The TV is on and it's a motherf**ing marathon) My day is over, man (My day is over, man) (I'm going to be right here because I don't do sh**) (I don't do sh**) (I don't do sh**) (The TV is on and it's a motherf**ing marathon)