Crudbump - Big Balls Phone Calls lyrics

Mozart wrote sick sh** and called it Le bu*tf** Salvador Dali said my words are a truck I talked to Stephen King, he said "Give me your autograph" Motherf**ers need to know bout the one true polymath Playing Monopoly I'm always the top hat Tapping store clerks on the side of the shoulder pad, asking Where the drinks at? Where the drinks at? Where the drinks at, my mouth is dry I'm the Lee Harvey Oswald of eatin' pie Had a plot to k** the president when he was a white guy Didn't carry it out cause I would've got capped And if I wanted to get shot for Bush I would have gone to Iraq and Afghanistan That's not the planistan Honey I Shrunk the Country starring Rick Moranistan I'm making big balls phone calls I'm making big balls phone calls I'm making big balls phone calls, give me the handset Asking Ted Strickland for serious transit Not directly, I left him a voicemail, and said This is 2010. Where the hell is the light rail and street cars Or the weed bars Hit pound and dialed NPR, because it's paid for by viewers like me (That's PBS.) Oh I'm making big balls phone calls I'm making big balls phone calls