Verse 1: I would give you the whole world if I were just that big and I would be the smartest man if I weren't so stupid. I would give you all the money if I were that rich and I would call you my love if you weren't a stupid b**ch. Chorus: You drive me crazy when you do those stupid things when you go to the bar and you had too much to drink you drive me crazy when you go out shakin that a** and it's not for me slow down you're movin too fast. Why do you do all these things that you do when you go out to the club and you be acting like a fool (acting like a fool) you drive me crazy when you do those stupid things when you go the bar and you had too much to drink Verse 2: I would walk a thousand miles to get to you (Thats a long way)and I'd be Mr. Serious if I weren't such a fool and if you were a secret I would never snitch but since you're not victoria you're just a stupid b**ch Ending: You drive me crazy when you do those stupid things when you go to the bar and you had too much to drink you drive me crazy when you go out shakin that a** and it's not for me slow down you're moving too fast. Why do you do all these things that you do when you go out to the club and you be acting like a fool (acting like a fool) you drive me crazy ooh you're driving me so crazy ooh ooh my baby this is why you're such a stupid b**ch