Crooked I - Mr. Pigface lyrics

{COB is my religion. I was raised in the world that wants to see you dead or locked up. What they have to do is lost. Pigface Weapon Waist n***a} I won't be finished 'til I'm mentioned with the best ever I rock a record like I'm a mirror of Def Leppard I keep my eyes on my prey like I'm a deaf leopard You better crown me or I'll jump you like a red checker Chop your head off I aim (fifths?) and circum- -cize all of you guys 'cause it ain't sh** to merk 'em I look into their eyes and see the same b**h that birthed 'em p**y I'm deranged I'm insane ('cept the circum?) Pain mixed with anguish my language is gay mixed With heinous dangerous spit, I sh** you an an*s n***a I'm idiotic and really got it You f** with me and them bullets will be movin' quick as Sonic I'm hangin' out the window like a n***a finna vomit Gin and tonic gun sound like an ashtray hit a comet Yesterday I was loadin' my pistol on my Mama's couch Thought about my f**ed up life and yelled Slaughterhouse {The beast was crazy. The Pigface Weapon Waist. The belly of the beast gave birth to a menace. Now they can't control me} I k** you with no strings attached this is Wi-Fi 'Til the wheels fall off, I'm down to do the drive-by Not to be co*ky but I'm gooned up, why lie That's why I got the upper hand like a high-five Bet you never seen chrome checks I make a call I get your pussies touched call it phone s** Ain't no tellin' what I'm on next Long texts from your wife tornado dick I home wrecks I have that b**h sellin' her coochie lips, bourgie chicks Get the coke nose 'til they load it as my oozy clip Even broke hoes on the groupie sh** Pretty as a beauty tip get the Max Julien movie script Welcome to my world, hot iron shots firin' Cops tryin' to stop on my time I drop block signs and after I'm gone I'll picture hip-hop cryin' Like they did with B.I.G. and Pac dyin', I'm not lyin' {For every one dead, two more are born. You can't stop real n***as. You'll never stop real n***as} My family ties is as deep as Michael J. Fox We aim glocks at your tank-tops Leave you in a hospital bed watchin' Baywatch Watch your weight drop 'til you're skinny enough To fit between raindrops (bang, shots) We k**in' you on YouTube Bono, n***a that means you too I got a screw loose You get stuck up like goodie-two-shoes Though you knew that I was cuckoo I'm in a GTA, I got them thangs on me I'm in a GTA, but I ain't Gay Tony A menace to society I'm MCH homie The k**a gorilla apes know me Mace pray for me No lyricist realer straight Kobe can't hold me I'm flash player couldn't read me with eight Dolby So a new verse is nothin' but a new hearse Tryna k** G sh** I'm shootin' yellin' you first, n***a {You'll never k** G sh** (never). Until you tame society, this sh** won't stop. Art imitates life n***a. Fox News wanna k** Obama, like the Long Beach PD wanna k** me. Ha ha ha ha! I won't die, I'll multiply. COB, it's my religion. That's why they follow me. Smoke the general. Pigface Weapon Waist n***a}