[Verse 1] I first saw you at the Stud through half shut eyes And lightning bolts shot through my blood, to my surprise But I didn't feel ashamed, cause in the dark it all felt the same [Chorus] Yeah, I wanna go to Transylvania That's where I wanna be Where a boy can be free Where a boy can be [Verse 2] You zipped me up in your bag, I didn't mind your plan Cause sometimes it's such a drag to be a man You said “let's go to where my gang runs the show” [Chorus] Yeah, I wanna go to Transylvania That's where I wanna be Where a boy can be free Where a boy can be [Verse 3] It felt really weird, when your make up smeared All over my face, how strange All my senses rearranged [Chorus] Yeah, I wanna go to Transylvania That's where I wanna be Where a boy can be free Where a boy can be [Bridge] It's a royal pain, yeah To be so vain, yeah But no one blames ya Not in Transylvania Not in Transylvania [Outro] Woo, deep in my family of fun With my perfume and my gun New queen, Miss .45 It feels good to be alive