[Verse 1] Where were you when I wrote this song Were you sleeping inside of a disco ball With an even stranger face painted on the wall So this is it When I feel like I'm five miles tall I can crawl through a crack in your psychic head And trace on your body what the tarot cards have said [Chorus 1] But before you turn off the lamp Just remember the boy in your bed He is just a tramp [Verse 2] There he is Watch his eyes cast a leer He's as friendly as a cave full of laughing bats He's as subtle as brick or an airplane crash But he's true, he's true [Chorus 2] Just remember the boy in your head The boy's just a tramp The boy is a tramp [Chorus 3] But before you go holding his hand Just remember the boy in your life He's just a tramp [Outro] The boy is a tramp And he's a tramp The boy is a tramp The boy is a tramp The boy is a tramp The boy is a tramp