Crisis - Bar Mitzvah lyrics

[Intro: Doc Doom] Eh eh eh eh, yo come 'ere girl Eh eh eh eh, what's up girl? Eh eh eh eh eh, eh eh What's your name? You down with the twist? Know I'm sayin? Get a 'misfah crackin Bar Mitzvah baby, we can all indulge Let's have a Bar Mitzvah [Chorus 2X: all *singing*] Bar Mitzvah Please bring yo' cousins and yo' sisters If she ain't wit' it we gon' twist 'er Cuz we just wanna have a Bar Mitzvah So baby let's have a Bar Mitzvah Please bring yo' cousins and yo' sisters If they ain't wit' it we gon' twist 'er Cuz we just wanna have a Bar Mitzvah So lady let's have a Bar Mitzvah [Doc Doom] Yeah Black Knights, yea What? Come on, we could all indulge Yea, show some love, to a gangsta Straight up, k**a Bee Gang Yo' sisters Twist her, come on So baby let's have a Bar Mitzvah The Black Knights You hoes actin all brand new like you ain't never been ran through f** me and I know you f** the homeboy too Cut the game, save that s**er sh** for them lames Cuz I know that you was a ho and you never gon' change So just come through, oh yeah and bring your homegirls through too I got a gang of homies and they thirsty like me too We can all get drunk, get bu*t-naked and f** Cuz all I really wanna do is bust a couple of nuts Get my dick s**ed and be out But first I gotta get my dick up out of this b**h mouth Roll in the rich route, nut and then I dip out So fast the ho don't even know that I done slipped out [Chorus 2X] [Monk] Yo, what's up with the twist? Cuz I'm down with the click They call me Monk, the b**h frontin like she don't want the dick You tryin to stall, play it off like it's funny and sh** So I approach, put her close and started touchin the clit Got it crackin, whipped put, she started slurpin the dick Hit it the p**y then I bounced cuz the b**h ain't sh** I got another 'misfah crackin with this other young b**h She liked it two at a time, I stopped two minutes to nine One in front, one behind, while she waxed the other taxed The b**h was nice with her sh** p**y tight as vice grips, when she tighten her sh** Gotta call the homies cuz they'll love this b**h Cuz they'll love this b**h [Chorus 2X] [Crisis] Black Knights keeps it crackalatin, twist the baddest b**h Body ghetto fabulous, immaculate, extravagant Hoodrat actin arrogant like she the sh** I whispered, "I just wanna see the sh**" She nasty, flash me then let me and the homies beat the sh** Now she callin every other day like she need the sh** Turned out, burned out, always talkin 'bout how we the sh** Her friends worse than her cuz them skirts, always compete and sh** Work the whole brigade and don't let nobody leave and sh** We spaz out, had them b**hes in the telly with they a** out Sippin on Henney 'til them hookers pa** out, we mash out Adios, we ghost, thanks for the throat Wake up bu*t-naked with a hangover, purse open, dead broke [Chorus 4X]