Cretin - Uni-Tit lyrics

Science built his single breast Saline under skin Lopsided and misshapen He can't stop fondling it Masturbates with his right hand While pawing with his left Pinch the nipple extra hard He gropes his deformed chest He is Mr. Uni-tit Surgical miscreant People point and laugh at it He's a fetishistic freak He tries on lacy undergarments Half the time he fits Mocking children throw things at His lonely, single tit He'll rub it on you as he walks by His nipple hard, just a bit Then breathe a little forlorn sigh He's Mr. Uni-tit