Creed Fisher - It Damn Sure Ain't Merle lyrics

There's been an awful murder Down on Music Row I still love old Country And some good Rock & Roll Them Record Execs They done lost their damn mind They think we're all to old Deaf, dumb and blind Now there hippin' and a hoppin' Got no steel guitar The songs that they're singin' They don't come from the heart They ran off the possum Now it's gone to the squirrels They call that sh*t Country But it damn sure ain't Merle It's like Brokeback Mountain In Nashville these days The Cowgirls are still pretty But now most the Cowboys arе Gay I sure miss ol' Waylon And I miss John Wayne Back when Country had balls And pridе in its name Now there snappin' and a clappin' Got no steel guitar The songs that they're singin' They don't come from the heart They ran off the possum Now it's gone to the squirrels They call that sh*t Country But it damn sure ain't Merle Now there hippin' and a hoppin' Got no steel guitar The songs that they're singin' They don't come from the heart They ran off the possum Now it's gone to the squirrels They call that sh*t Country But it damn sure ain't Merle They ran off Jamey Johnson They kept all the squirrels You can't call that sh*t Country It damn sure It damn sure ain't Merle