Creature Feature - One Foot In The Grave lyrics

Let me tell you a tragedy that will Surely frighten you out of your skin There once was a god-fearing man who unfortunately woke up stone cold dead I've got one foot in the grave And in its shackles I'm its slave And here I lie With all the night The pearly gates turned me away In this sarcophagus I lay No longer dead but I am bored of breath I can feel the cold night air I can feel the decay there I can feel it in the wind In d**h I have been born again. Gather round to hear a bleak tale In harrowing detail of the utmost suffering There once was a bizarre outcast a bedeviled lost soul searching for his end The grim reaper snuck up on me When I was most unsuspecting with scythe in hand and my life in remand The heavens did dismiss of me they spit me out and let me be I am deceased But I can't rest in peace I can feel the cold night air I can feel the decay there I can feel it in the wind In d**h I have been born again In truth, I fear this life appears in d**h exiled from eternity So it appears this life I fear In d**h ostracized from mortality I've got one foot in the grave And in its shackles I'm its slave And here I lie With all the night The pearly gates turned me away In this sarcophagus I lay No longer dead but I am bored of breath I can feel the cold night air I can feel the decay there I can feel it in the wind In d**h I have been born again