Crazy Mike - Bake Sale Megamix lyrics

[Intro: Juicy J + Wiz Khalifa] Mistercap You ready again bro? Yeah! TGOD Mafia Straight out of Pittsburgh, mane Can't smoke weed to it Don't doubt this n***a I don't wanna listen to it He the truth, n***a [Hook: Travis Scott] At my bake sale yeah We can't wait to bake, hell yeah Laughin' off this drank, hell yeah Lord, for heaven's sakes, hell yeah All day, hell yeah We've been countin' cake, hell yeah Puffin' on this dank, hell yeah We can't wait to bake, hell yeah [Bridge: Travis Scott] I've been on the phone, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Gettin' calls from home, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So I started up a bake sale, yeah, yeah, yeah They know I got all the cake, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [Verse 1: Wiz Khalifa] Cookies and OG Come to my crib, we blow by the Os Kush, you already know It ain't in a joint, we don't even smoke it I keep a b**h gettin' stoned We wakin' and bakin', puffin' a J She told me that I'm her new favorite How much do we blaze? A hundred a day Say they got the good but what the pack smell like? Feel like it's a dream but now we back to real life It's incredible I got flowers, wax, inhalers, edibles All sh** you never saw And it's all at my bake sale Roll another one, help me think well I stay with the plane I'm slangin' them thangs, you know we ain't new to this Let's turn on the stove and call up some hoes Let's roll up and do this sh** [Hook: Travis Scott] At my bake sale yeah We can't wait to bake, hell yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Laughin' off this drank, hell yeah, yeah, yeah Lord, for heaven's sake, hell yeah All day, hell yeah We've been countin' cake, hell yeah Puffin' on this dank, hell yeah We can't wait to bake, hell yeah [Verse 2: Wiz Khalifa] I just rolled a pound at my bake sale b**hes goin' down at my bake sale I just keep it real, I don't fake well n***as say they on, well I can't tell I just f**ed three hoes, I don't know their name p**y come and p**y go, it's all the same I'm rollin' up the weed while I count the cake Naked b**hes in the kitchen, shake 'n' bake What you think? I'm on this dank, I'm off that drank I often blaze an ounce a day You at my crib, it's no mistake Rollin' papers, rollin' trays, shattered pieces Gla**es, lighters, torches, f** it, anything that matters You can get it all right here at my [Hook: Travis Scott] At my bake sale yeah We can't wait to bake, hell yeah Laughin' off this drank, hell yeah Lovin', havin' s**, hell yeah All day, hell yeah We've been countin' cake, hell yeah Puffin' on this dank, hell yeah We can't wait to bake, hell yeah [Verse 1: MvdS] Smokin' on that Khaled, b**h, my weed the best Kush and OJ, swear to God that's the key to success Give this hoe a puff, then I need it back Twisted of the 'Jac, man, I can see my neck I can't feel my face, my torso, any of my limbs Floating 'round the room, b**h, I'm high as Tiny Tim You ain't at my waist level, boy, you barely reach my shin Charlie Puth you in your place, guess we won't see you again I'm on Mary Jane and Molly, that's a double date We're going on a trip, it'll last a couple days This all medicinal, sir, there's no need to confiscate Pull up in a real big car, you'd think I'd need to compensate [Hook: Travis Scott & MvdS] At my bake sale yeah We can't wait to bake, hell yeah Laughin' off this drank, hell yeah Lord for heaven's sakes, hell yeah All day, hell yeah We've been countin' cake, hell yeah Puffin' on this dank, hell yeah We can't wait to bake, hell yeah [Verse 2: MvdS] Baby, gimme nookie, I'll put extra in your cookie Even bring it at your door, if you pa** along your room key I'm no rookie, I'm professional Guaranteed exceptional How it's post to be: Mvd posin' on a pedestal I roll my blunts just how I like 'em, lookin' like a crack who*e If the girl still not impressed, what you think them racks for? Knocking on that p**y, she say 'you come through the backdoor' Bending over all night, man, you would think her back sore Light one for my problems, another for solutions You can jump up on this dick, but don't you dare jump to conclusions Man, I'm always livin' green, I still partake in air pollution We be sellin' cookies, got an order up from Lucious At my! At my! [Hook: Travis Scott] At my bake sale yeah We can't wait to bake, hell yeah Laughin' off this drank, hell yeah Lovin', havin' s**, hell yeah All day, hell yeah We've been countin' cake, hell yeah Puffin' on this dank, hell yeah We can't wait to bake, hell yeah [Outro: Wiz Khalifa + Travis Scott] Roll, roll one up Got a J, make a plane, now we goin' up All day, every day, we ain't roll enough Get a pound, break it down, get them cones though It's goin' down, goin' down I'ma roll one up Get a J, make a plane, now we goin' up All day, every day, we ain't smoke enough I'm on the KK, stoned as f** At my bake sale yeah