CRASHprez - I just moved to minnesota (so you're all FUCKED) lyrics

[Intro] In and out the hood I be in and out the burbs In and out the burbs (Shrimp... Shrimp...) $30,000 on my neck, n***a, you hear that sh**? Aight, they're house keys, ya f**in' got me! [Verse 1] Hello, my name is Michael, and tonight I feel insightful With $20 on me and some rhymes that's quite delightful I've heard the elders whisper that this rap thang need revival But I just checked the vitals; they entitled, leave ‘em spiteful Remember when this microphone meant superhero title? Your favorite rapper was a god and you were mere disciple? Then you found out they beat their lovers, touch the kids, oh, I know It's time to spin the bottle with a rifle, k** our idols And k** me too if I disappoint you in the future But as of now, I don't got no intentions on f**in' this up, I maneuver Past the fakes, past the snakes, past the Jakes Holy all on me like Pastor Jakes Crawlin' up out the confessional like: “I ain't wan' do it, I lack restraint!” Smorgasbord of my past mistakes Sizin' me up, tryna catch a fade I give a damn what the timeline can do, I'm as f**ed up as you… why masquerade? God as my witness, all that I wish is red, black, and green on my casket paint Don't mourn too long, live every day like it's CRASHius Day [Verse 2] I be dolo out in Como, made this over north, though Didn't need ten guys to write, but shrimpnose on the stove, though Clean Sprite, cupped twice, don't po' me no fo', bro But I might po' me a limeade, I'm ehiorobo Bloodline wonder why 401ks ain't local But I would die inside if all I was in life was yo-pro I quit rap for half-an-hour from 3K on “Solo” Then I got flown to the dojo Type of n***a that'll type to n***as, couple C-notes my quote, though I got plenty of frienemies steadily messaging talkin' ‘bout “mention me!” as if my cosign meant anything, but if it did… why would I make you celebrities? That sh** right there is insanity; suddenly odd you're a fan of my penmanship… I chalk it up to humanity, people gon' f** with you soon as it benefit But I'm here, on my Black sh** Tryna deprogram that man sh** Drinkin' water, eatin' vegetables And I quit rappin' ‘bout my testicles Since every n***a is a star, I never get starstruck I moved to the Twins to come get it in… so you're all fu*kED!