Welcome to my clinic Have a seat in the padded chair I'll fix your teeth alright And my price is always fair And now you wake up screaming The drill is bouncing in your oral cavity This is real, you are not dreaming Your limbs shake in insanity Eat the f**in' drill! AHHHHHHH! Ha, ha, ha, ha! OHHHHHHHHHH! [BRIDGE:] Tongue and teeth, fly in the air The drill is alive inside your head You sh** yourself and you're strapped in the chair Your brain explodes with pain and then you're dead [CHORUS:] The final swing is indeed a drill It's how many patients I can k** I'm in charge and I drill at will The dentist of d**h! What once was a pretty head Is now a mess of skin, teeth and flesh My white coat is now blood red The dentist of d**h! How can I help you sir? Oh please, have a seat I'll free you of your pain Yes I am armed to the teeth Open your mouth, idiot! AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! Ha, ha, ha! OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!! [REPEAT BRIDGE] [REPEAT CHORUS] Open your mouth! OOOOHH, AAAHHH!! Eat the drill! UUAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! You idiot, eat it! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!! [REPEAT CHORUS] The final swing is indeed a drill It's how many patients I can k** I'm in charge and I drill at will The dentist of d**h! [REPEAT x2]