I guess it's beyond the point of anger You and your doppelganger Have been up to your tricks again But this time the blame doesn't lie with the evil twin The fact that you can't remember last night Doesn't just make it alright When there's alienated friends Smoldering bridges And unfulfilled obligations If you were on my crutch You wouldn't point so much You just might break an ankle Heaven knows that you're so frail If I was on your head I wouldn't turn so red The chemical reaction for an instant a**hole Just add alcohol Its like there's a demon lurking inside Dr. Jeckyl and My. Hyde Except your potion is hops and rye You've swallowed your pride But I don't see a reason why If you looked in the mirror now and then You might just behold what lies behind That sh** eating grin But you're so afraid of the truth That you won't my friend This beers for what could have been This shot here's my only friend Here's to water on the brain Here's a drink for all the ones who washed Their futures down the drain If you were in my head...