Craig Herbertson - A Health to the Ladies lyrics

Heres a health to the ladies I freely confess For grace and sweet charm they are doubly blessed Their beauty and wit never fails to impress And they tend tae look grand in a state of undress Heres a health to the ladies When honest men speak They gratefully concede they are in defeat When it comes to decisions on matters of feet The weaker s** is not quite so weak Heres a health to the ladies I must be unkind As here in my old age, I wish myself blind In matters of choice, one is likely to find The fair s** is constantly changing their mind (its usually shoes) Heres a health to the ladies Their charms unsurpa**ed In seeking their pleasures Ive never been last The medium are rare, the young ones are cla** And the old ones are unable to run quite so fast