When I met you, you were off course Fate's winds blew you to my sand You said, "My! What beauty lies here!" but you just needed some dry land You hired hands to recruit me but them uniforms don't suit me Well, if dumbsh** you don't care to give something new a try Sail your ship by Sail your ship by Sail your ship by Sail your ship by Found you storm-tossed, off the whale's roads seaweed-necklaced, all soiled and green Led you uphill I fed you plenty Your mates drank with my best fifteen But once you saw you wouldn't rule me you pulled out all the stops to fool me with flattery only to confound me Then deflowered all the bounty Look, if you're too scared to bear to open one spare blue eye Sail your ship by Just sail your ship by Just sail your ship by Just sail your ship on by Oh, look at you, look at you You dress like a pirate, a devil Well, I work another level Some might call higher. But I ain't talking height I've just found fire's better used for light Heads up, all you bankrolled babes here's a beam to blast your astrolabes And if you dare not even spare One minute bare spot in your mind Sail your ship by Sail your ship on by Sail your ship by Sail it on by Sail your ship by Sail your ship on by Sail your ship by Sail it on by, by, by, by