Count Ba** D - Subwoofer (Dumile) lyrics

[Intro] All anyone seems to know about when it comes to Africa is Tarzan Well why should I know anything about Africa? Well now why do you give money at church for the missionary work? Oh that's to help save folks They need saving from heathenism That's right I'm afraid they need more salvation from the foreigners on their land [Verse 1] Tap the MP with Kush in the Snugli I'm trying to make my mark y'all drink bubbly Your idol, the highest title, no-one above me You love me, I'm never scared Like Dunlevy The glue of the peace treaty I'm not a (co*k-a-roach) So I'm deaded after World War III For God so loved rap he gave his only posse Desmond Tutu, another ghetto homily Pardon me, honour me, call him Lord Beware of the noose I design out this mic cord Behold the Man of Steel, not a cyborg Step side to side like Björn Borg Forty acres and a mule give me my rhyme back land Took more speedy pinkies than Pac-Man You lack the minerals and vitamins Dexedrine, Ativan, Ritalin, you must be kidding It ain't no value in Valium [Hook] I'm not Doom's brother but I rock your subwoofer That's why they call me Count Ba** (Repeat X3) I'm not Doom's brother [Verse 2] Black rock & roll, I mean Rock & Ron Super Jay, Jock Box, and Shockin' Shawn Fat Boys, Crazy Noise, Connecticut Dooley O's the subject, Chris C's the predicate Monie Love I used to love your co*kney accent I'm still wondering where the Funkytown Pros went Spindarella's not a fella, she's delicate Timothy McVeigh got iced on Grimm's birthday Grim Reaper for real, cook up your canned tuna You think they'll ever get Cee Lo down in Tunica? Unabomber, Jeffrey Dahmer, Joey Farmer, Dalai Lama We the victorious O. N. E. S God bless Ellisdale and Letchdale Projects [Hook]