Couch Potato - Can't Stop Me lyrics

[Intro] Max Attacks: Yea yea its your boy max attacks in the building Ali G: Check it You already know who it is [Verse 1] But for those of you who didn't know who it is its Ali G Rapping again, I'm about to stick up the streets You know me I've been here for a while You can't beat me or my style No seconds in haste I know what I've learnt No errors to make, I only make what I earn I've been debating for too long, been waiting for it Procrastinating all day and I've been paying for it I'm ready to take on the big guys with my rhymes And take you all the way to Baghdad where I can shoot you up In your head (pow pow!) Yo, I've been shootin' you in the same spot You can't stop me ‘cause I already shot Bullets to your chest I open up the chest Got diamond rings, gold, and I'm ready to take the rest (all the bling) You can't stop me, not matter who you is Because where I'm from, I take down bullets, and I Can jump from the sky, jump with my feet, without touching the ground (Tell ‘em! Tell ‘em Ali G!) [Chorus] You can't stop me ‘cause I'm cringeworthy And you can't stop me cause Imma jump you in the streets You can't stop me ‘cause I'm cringeworthy And you can't stop me cause Imma jump you in the streets (Check it!) [Verse 2] I only have friends ‘cause I want free food Got that glucose, fructose, sucrose too It's not even surprising how I come up to you And I just start rhyming My rhymes are super fire These other emcees should just go and retire They don't belong here they belong in the choir You know that's hot You know that I'll shoot you in the same spot You are so bad that I'll come up to you And you already know what Ive got, fool So how do you think that I do these rhymes On the time, all the days, all nights yea! My name is Ali G and I'm the number one emcee Gave you a verse of fire and you can just see That I have come here, and I've come to k** all you other fake Gs Yea, you all know me [Chorus] You can't stop me ‘cause I'm not PC And you can't stop me ‘cause I pee on my enemies You can't stop me ‘cause I'm not PC And you can't stop me ‘cause I pee on my enemies [Verse 3] Max Attacks: I'm ready for round two and I'm gonna go hard You couldn't beat me if you had six bodyguards ‘Cause I'm a smooth a**a**in But its hardly relaxin' Throw your a** in a casket just for tryin' out rappin' (Aagh!) You lie about your ability Like politics with Hilary I'll put you in a socials textbook ‘Cause you're history (Woo!) Man you can just leave ‘Cause you'll never be better One s**a found dead Front page Mulgrave news letter You can't step to this microphone checka Emcees are known to collapse under the pressure So you can betcha (yea, yea) You won't leave alive today Try and dodge my rhymes are like a tec nine spray (tec nine!) When you're up against the god you better tread careful I serve an emcee like the cafeteria special The one with the weak flow Yea that ain't me Could say you're my son ‘cause your mom calls me papi [Outro] You can't stop me ‘cause I'm cringeworthy And you can't stop me cause Imma jump you in the streets You can't stop me ‘cause I'm not PC And you can't stop me ‘cause I pee on my enemies