Corky And The Juice Pigs - Hot Squat Hombre lyrics

He was little but we loved him He was small but he was swell He was tiny, how he teased me Guess he knew how to ring my bell He was my midget love slave He was a horny little half-pint With lovin' for sale He was my midget love slave His name was Andrew, but I called him Gayle The first time that I saw him Was in a p**no production of the Seven Dwarfs He played a dwarf named Sleazy One look at his beard and I wanted to score He was my midget love slave He was a horny little half-pint With lovin' for sale He was my midget love slave He was a hot little munchkin who could make me wail We were happy together Making hot love with never a pause Then one day he left me For the Lollipop Triplets in the Wizard of Oz He was my midget love slave He was a Hot Squat Hombre With love on his mind He was my midget love slave But size don't matter when the lovin' is fine Size don't matter Size don't matter Size don't matter when the lovin' is fine Size don't matter Size don't matter Size don't matter when the lovin' is fine Whoo! I'm in the mood to love a little midget man like you. Whoo! You're lookin' so good, yeah... Say why don't you give me a little fidget? With those clever little digits, baby Oh come on, do it again Do it again! Do it again, baby! Do it again!