Corky And The Juice Pigs - Curly's Pants lyrics

I bought a pair of pants At the corner store They were size fourty-one I'm size thirty-four So i took them to a tailor And i tried them on And he took them in And i took them home Now they felt just fine Until i read this tag On the inside leg And it chilled my spine They were the pants that curly died in They were the pants he could not hide in And they had a bu*ton fly And they poked me in the eye Whadja do that for? And it was my defeat When i wore them on the street 'cause i would go Whoop (repeat 4 times) And i would go I'm a victim of coicumstance! And i would say Hey moe! hey larry! free eats! For my pants i've paid! And my pants went: I keep tryina think but nothin' happens! And my pants went: Ahra- hra -hra -hra And my pants went: Hey moe! i think i'm havin' a cardiac arrestiac!