Corky And The Juice Pigs - Christmas Dreams lyrics

Christmas dreams And drunken alibies to you I can't believe I danced with naked with the turkey I got stuffing everywhere I didn't mean to throw up in the children's hair And I'm sorry I shot your dog But at the time my mind was in a fog I went and poured the punch Then I had a cup of rosy wine Guess I had a drop to much 'Cause when I woke up I was dizzy and blind Wish I hadn't burned your house to the ground But the Christmas season always gets me down So darlin' if you're free in the new year Maybe we could go out for a beer Christmas dreams And drunken alibies to you.