Dave Hanner (Play on Publishing, ASCAP) 1997 I drive a big BelAire, I drive a big BelAire It ain't no little Corvair, it's a big BelAire I park it in the barn to keep it safe from harm And when the cold wind blows, I keep the barn door closed When I was seventeen, I fell for a beauty queen I could never see what she saw in me I thought she loved my looks, I thought she loved my hair The only thing she loved was my big BelAire I drive a big BelAire... Some say it's fast, some say it's clean Some just say, hey, that's a mean machine Well I don't like to brag, but honey I will say I t is one long Chevrolet I drive a big BelAire...