Everybody loves you when you're dead And everyone is suddenly your dearest friend Nobody talks no dirt about you But life - it just goes on above your head When you're dead Everybody misses you when you're gone They'll reminisce about you When they hear your favorite song They'll think that they said something wrong They'll wonder if there was something they should've said When you're gone And I'm never gonna tell a lie And I'm never gonna wear a tie And I'm never gonna say goodbye Goodbye Life is so much better when you're dead Conversation's easy when there's nothing to be said But it can get a little lonesome Maybe you should take along a friend Like I said