Coolio - Country Line lyrics

Seven in the morning, standing in the line Three fools in front of me, drinking on some wine Two in the back of me s**ing on a joint And one in back of them ready for a new sport There's four, five s**ers way way in the back Stooped down low with the crowd smoking crack They looking at me funny 'coz I got a record out And a n***a with a record out is supposed to have some proud A forth of the people in the line be hookers But the other forth betta ask help themself A forth of the people having good faith And all of the rest all f**ed up in the head A bald headed stank b**h is about to make me laugh And a n***a who need a bath is asking for my autograph Ain't nothing changed but the time I got to get mine, so I'm standing in the county line This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh 'Coz it's all about money, ain't a damn thing funny This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh You got to have the conned and let them looking funny I walked through the front door to fill out my ap Here comes another sap asking if I rap I don't say a word 'coz he know that I do I'm down with the mad a** you know hoo I take a numer and a seat I'm sweating from the heat Somebody got their shoes off I smell their feet My number is 80, it's still on 20 I look up at the clock and now is 10:30 Free bu*ter and cheese oh please, oh please Can I get my food stamps so I can leave I got money and a car but they don't really know it Now they asking me a gang of questions 'Coz I told them I was homeless I'm living in a car drive back in the alley But I use to shack up with a hooker named Sally Line after line Ruff is the time My life is in a bomb so I'm standing in the county line This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh 'Coz it's all about money, ain't a damn thing funny This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh You got to have the conned and let them looking funny I'm sitting at a desk talking to a social worker She thinks I'm a fool but I know that I can work her Punk a** ho' sitting behind the window all toe up a** tramp Rolling that week sheets of mine You have a penetentry record I said, "I know that b**h" She wants to know what kind a work do I do I said, 'I haven't worked since 1982 I can't find a job though I looked and I looked Took one hit of the crack and mistook She sitting there wondering what did 'coz I did And the whole time I'ma watching like I'm smoking me a joint Job search work the projects whackness And in a few weeks I'd get my check Now I got to wait for them to call me trough the window So I can get some cash to pay for the hotel and the bathshow It's 5:13 by the clock on the wall Mothaf**ez move so I can make a phonecall sh** is getting late and the time is 29 That why so many n***as standing in the county line This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh 'Coz it's all about money, ain't a damn thing funny This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh You got to have the conned and let them looking funny You got to have the conned and let them looking funny This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh 'Coz it's all about money, ain't a damn thing funny This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh