Cool Yan - Happy Birthday Fat Matt lyrics

[Hook: E Hess] Happy birthday Fat Matt (4x) For your birthday I wrote you a rap (4x) [Verse 1: E Hess] It's your birthday go ahead and fap Yup for you birthday I wrote you a rap Make it quick celebrate it today Because in two more days it's gonna be my birthday Yup, yup, yup, yup, I just said it That's when it is dog, please don't forget it I expect a rap right back as a present Just like the one I gave you on the second I reckon I make a hook every day Starting today, on your birthday Cause yours is today, and mine's in two days So let's party all night for our birthday (2x) [Hook] [Verse 2: AllDad] Happy Birthday Matt, this ya Birthday Rap From your closest homie AllDad, you know me from way back Matt we go so far back I might need a recap I knew you back before the fame, the rap game or the fat I remember back before we rapped over beats Before the tracks and the beats met you at a track meet Pole vaulting into mats, kissing Kristen Volpe on the cheek Believe me homie I am glad, that we are homies I didn't get you a birthday gift I just rapped it You're one year older and I hope you're going batt sh** Cause we are, it's the whole crew E-Hess, AllDad, and Cool The only homie we're missing is you I'm new and I don't know what to do We at ya mom's house, we're peeing on your lawn We let your dog out, we're having so much fun! It's ya birthday today, where are you Matt? We're in your kitchen doing the dishes and kissing you dad We're in you bedroom, sleeping in your sis' bed And if your dad comes home we're gonna rub on his head [Special Guest Appearance: Fat Dan] Yo, yo, Matt What up this your dad I hope you have the best birthday You ever had [AllDad] Yo Fat Matt It's your birthday Dog Now let someone else make a beat for once [Hook] [Verse 3: Cool Yan] I'd like to tip my hat to my boy Fat Matt He's twenty f**ing four, wish him plenty f**ing more How's that? Can I be finished with this rap? A few f**ing bars is all he deserves And a few f**ing cars and a cute f**ing girl Until he gets bored and he through f**ing her And now she feels sore like a backroom who*e Fat Matt will leave her wetter than the bathroom floor [Interlude: Cool Yan] Fat Matt It's his f**ing birthday Fat Matt, Fat Matt, Fat Matt, Fat Matt Happy f**ing birthday [Hook]